It’s arrived. Get ready.

Some quotable highlights include “toss it like it’s going our of style” “get her to spend some time with your beast” “it’s bedtime bitches” “it wasn’t long before I was laying her down on a fresh bed of lettuce” and my personal favourite… “Take a clean ass fork, get a little tomato, a little basil, some mozzarella, some onion and let it coagulate in your mouth. Watch those panties slide right off!” …..Really Coolio?? ‘Coagulate’ ?!?!

Anyway. He is clearly a genius and a recipe is getting tried this week so get prepared. Mainly by priming yourself to say ‘bitches’ when prepping salad and you’ll be there.

Shakka Zulu!